1. 16:35 25th Feb 2012

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    Tags: she is as typical as mothers getI don't know why I didn't find my parents funny when they were together. It was hysterical

    1. Ceri (my mum): Oh I don't know what to cook for you! You look awful. Have you had lunch yet?
    2. Me: No, mum.
    3. Ceri: Are you still vegetarian?
    4. Me: Yes.
    5. Ceri: Oh, shame. Well there's not much food here for anyone who's not a meat eater...
    6. Me: Oh dude you really don't have to make-
    7. Ceri: OH look we have salmon I'll make you that!
    8. Me: Mum SALMON IS MEAT.
    9. Ceri: What?
    10. Me: Vegetarians don't eat fish!
    11. Ceri: Of course they do.
    12. Me: Oh my god they REALLY don't!
    13. Ceri: How about prawns? I have loads of them.
    14. Me: Are you actually joking now?!
     
    1. torigami said: my mom does the same thing. ‘but vegetarians eat fish’
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