1. 05:56 25th Feb 2012

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    Reblogged from coffeesexcandy

    coffeesexcandy:

    thepopeofmope:

    munichairdisaster:

    thepopeofmope:

    I’ve realised my “scent” is a combination of three things. Inhale by Lush, fags and cider. Homeless shoplifter fucking chic.

    you’re disgusting

    bonus factoid: i just ate a banana

    also all my guinness from last week have gone off because i forgot to put them in the fridge

    gross

    MORON, DRINK THEM ANYWAY. God, warm beer gets the job done regardless.

    Isn’t there a tasteless joke about Brits and warm beer?

    Oh shit I hope I didn’t just help out.

    (though I do hate warm beer but if you want to get drunk you want to get drunk)