I’ve realised my “scent” is a combination of three things. Inhale by Lush, fags and cider. Homeless shoplifter fucking chic.
you’re disgusting
bonus factoid: i just ate a banana
also all my guinness from last week have gone off because i forgot to put them in the fridge
gross
MORON, DRINK THEM ANYWAY. God, warm beer gets the job done regardless.
Isn’t there a tasteless joke about Brits and warm beer?
Oh shit I hope I didn’t just help out.
(though I do hate warm beer but if you want to get drunk you want to get drunk)