February 2012
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“I can’t even listen to Frank any more… In fact, I’ve never been able to. I like...”
– Amy Winehouse (via winehousepassion)
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My new favourite Joy Division song: Decades.
Nap time though.
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Oh fuck me, that facebook debate erupted into “WHAT HAPPENED TO PATRIOTISM??!?!?!2KAI12?!?!?!!1111!!!” and I can’t be bothered to explain that patriotism is fucking outdated, wrong, disruptive, and not something anyone with a brain cell identifies with.
I swear to fucking god Conservatives masturbate into their flag.
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Beer ads are so fucking sexist it makes me want to die.
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You say “Madonna’s not a feminist icon”.
I say “you’ve been fucking asleep to pop culture since emerging from the womb”.
brb fags
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OH GOD I’M SO EXCITED TO GET TATTOOED AGAIN. Sorry. I will shut up. But EEEEE!
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I’m decided, by the way. Amy’s my next tattoo.
Fuck my arm for now, I’ll finish it but right now I NEED my Amy tatt. I’m gonna take some pics in for my artist, tell him what kind of style I want and ask if he can make a good design and get him to email me with it.
Absolutely CAN’T WAIT. It’ll take about a month but god, I’ve wanted this tattoo for well...
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My parents are giving me two hours’ worth of tattooage for my 21st birthday and I was going to spend it on finishing my arm but I hate that being (kinda) my sole visible tattoo.
Shall I spend it on my Amy?
Idk she’s making me feel a lot happier lately and I’d really like it done. A pin-up would take three hours MAX with my artist. Might just get that done.
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fuckyeahsexyfemmefatales asked: Dude, when it comes to Tory bullshit, do what I do and generate that mental image of Xenia Onatopp and Mia Wallace making out. Always works.
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eximago replied to your photo: ARRRRRRRRRRRGH.
Trying real hard to stalk you, but there are way too many Tom Morgans on Facebook.
I’m the victim of a common name, but feel free to add me! I’ll send you the link if you like.
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cadaverique replied to your photo: I really just want to chop my cock off at the…
I’m really just sick of Tory shit. If people are disillusioned with it I’ll argue it over with them until the death if I feel sufficiently informed. If you’re right-wing you ARE wrong on some level, usually morally. Fucking check yourself and meet some people from different backgrounds.
I’m sick of seeing moaning about Jobseeker’s Allowance and Disability Benefit and...
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glitter-glue-gun asked: I love it when people offer up the amusing tidbits of their sex lives freely. It's so delightful that they can't keep it to themselves. The same friend has a sex toy collection that anyone would kill for. She walked me through how all of them work one time, it was a great night. In lieu of the ham, perhaps a romp on a bed of tofu? One time I watched a video of a guy fucking a plate...
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glitterbatch replied to your post: glitterbatch replied to your post: glitterbatch…
Oh god that’s brilliant. One of my friends is trying to convince her boyfriend to have sex with her in a tarp covered in peanut butter and jam. I nearly mistyped that as ham. That would be gross. Unless you’re really into ham.
Omfg, AMAZING. I love hearing about other people’s sex lives, it’s...
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glitterbatch replied to your post: glitterbatch replied to your post: glitterbatch…
It’s a good time. Can’t put it in butter though.
This isn’t at all related but I thought it’d be a good time to bring up something both funny and sex-related…
My best friend at school was telling me about her sex life, and her boyfriend was RIDICULOUSLY SHORT, like he was 5ft (this was in...
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glitterbatch replied to your post: glitterbatch replied to your post: glitterbatch…
What, having a penis, or sticking it into butter?
The butter bit, though I’d totally have a day with a clitoris.
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glitterbatch replied to your post: glitterbatch replied to your post: I cannot. You…
My friend told me if she could have a penis for a day, she would stick it into a tub of butter.
It’s not all its cracked up to be.
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When I was in the pub last night I just got to the urinal and this dude who MUST have been over 65 came and stood next to me and said something like “hello handsome” and stared at my crotch expectantly when I was about to undo my fly.
Want to know my drunken way of dealing with this? I looked him in the eye and wailed “CONFUSION IN HER EYES THAT SAYS IT ALL, SHE’S LOST...
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glitterbatch replied to your post: I cannot. You have bested me. I also have noticed that I say “apparently” a lot when speaking to you. But I do have a friend who can make his eyeballs vibrate. It’s terrifying. He’s an alien though, so it’s a reasonable ability.
If I had the gift of a retractable penis, that would just make my day. I get tired of having a vagina for a bit, so whoooop there’s my...
glitter-glue-gun asked: I cannot. You have bested me. I also have noticed that I say "apparently" a lot when speaking to you. But I do have a friend who can make his eyeballs vibrate. It's terrifying. He's an alien though, so it's a reasonable ability.
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