December 2011
Oh my god WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE
Jools. Dude. Sort it out, love.
Currently tolerating some fucking weirdos with bad sideburns singing about whisky. Lead guy looks like some sort of paedophilic approximation of Pinocchio. Tonight’s weird.
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I love that this show isn't live
Don’t they record it weeks in advance? So when they’re counting down on the clock THEY’RE NOT ACTUALLY EXCITED ABOUT ANYTHING.
Jools Holland is like a weird kind of goblin.
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cosmo tip #126
expertcosmotips:
catch him off guard and do something unconventional when the clock strikes twelve this new years eve. look him deep into his eyes and scream “I WAS BORN WITH TWO BUTTHOLES” at the top of your lungs. this will make him realize you’re not like other girls and he will fall deeply in love with you
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onesideofanampersand replied to your post: “And now we have a man who’s had a remarkably exciting year, SOMETHING SOMETHING”
adele has better things to do than go on jools holland
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"And now we have a man who's had a remarkably...
NEVER HEARD OF HIM, NEVER SEEN HIM. Where’s Adele? Adele should be on. I like Adele.
James Morrison?
Sold, I’m turning it off.
Although there’s a woman on right now with exciting hair and she looks happier than I ever have in my life and I already want her to adopt me and make me a pie or sth.
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I'm not even five minutes into Jools Holland and I...
What even IS a Jessie J.
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Keith (my dad) just said racism in sport "doesn't...
What does that even mean?! Who’s “they”?! People of colour?! He’s a white man with no interest in sport SO HOW THE FUCK WOULD HE EVEN KNOW??
And on a less outrageous note, he just did a topic change and said “these dry roasted nuts aren’t nearly as salty as the salted nuts!”
… that’s probably because they’re not salted.
Just leave...
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I hate football. So much.
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The Obligatory "My 2011" Post
Started off employed and miserable but I did smell nice.
Became unemployed, subsequently became less miserable.
Got forced to work in a community centre. Fucking kill me.
Still in the community centre. Putting my balls in a vice as we speak.
MORRISSEY I AM LOOKING AT YOU RIGHT NOW AND FLASHING YOU MY NIPPLES.
Still in the fucking community centre. What, I’ve only been here three days?...
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“The problem with the world is that the intelligent people are full of doubts,...”
– Charles Bukowski (via burnthazel)
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Anonymous asked: So you're a bit of a necrophiliac? I don't understand man.
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eximago replied to your post: Do you have a blood fetish?! Weird :S
Well, I mean, if you wanted to………
Well… I… yeah ok-
STOP IT.
Anonymous asked: Do you have a blood fetish?! Weird :S
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Just watched the Christmas ep of Ab Fab
SO FUNNY, omg. Dying. About to watch some vintage Ab Fab with a fag and a pint because that’s just how I fucking do things.
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eximago replied to your post: eximago replied to your post: A Necromancer just…
It’s Old Norse, so the plural is draugar, but I think they’re just use draugr in-game. But no, no favorite really. I love stealth and stuff, but I’m so in love with the entire game.
Ahh I get you, did not know. The whole thing’s a masterpiece and I’ve barely scratched the surface, SO. GOOD.
“Strange as it may seem, I still hope for the best, even though the best, like an...”
– Lemony Snicket (via katyjean)
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mightseehell:
how katy perry is currently feeling
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eximago replied to your post: A Necromancer just killed Carrie Bradshaw (that was the name of my horse in my head)
Sabre cats keep killing mine.
I astoundingly have yet to encounter a sabre cat! My problem so far has been mages. My character’s a Wood Elf that flicks between archery and dual wield, lots of points in stealth, and now that he’s building up more they’re becoming...
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cadaverique replied to your post: A Necromancer just killed Carrie Bradshaw (that was the name of my horse in my head)