February 2012
dissociativedisillusion asked: The first one sounds fucking awesome. And the second one, I can't really comment on, seeing as how I never watched Misfits. But it still sounds pretty nifty. I'm constantly trying to get money for my next one, and trying to convince my mother to consent >_< All my tattoo ideas are really quite lame/nerdy but I adore them.
dissociativedisillusion asked: Okay, this has nothing to do with Morrissey but I'm curious. What tattoos do you have?
dissociativedisillusion asked: I feel like my life will be ruined by the fact that I'll never get to fuck him.
dissociativedisillusion asked: *gets you started*
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Woman: Can I have birth control?
Republicans: No.
Woman: I got pregnant because I didn't have birth control and I don't want the fetus. Can I have an abortion?
Republicans: No.
Woman: I gave birth to my child but since I wasn't expecting it, I can't afford daycare. Can I have help paying for it?
Republicans: No.
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rick santorum should give up his campaign for lent
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freeze right now and take a picture with your...
dissociativedisillusion:
hopelesslywhovian:
bastardlybrendan:
intrigued-by-llamas:
hoopy-frood:
sassysharpshooter:
siksta:
7ns:
sporkbot:
machiajelli:
I apologize for my face.
I was reading something irritating on stfuconservatives and I’m too lazy today to make my hair big.
The slightly shittier side of peroxatine is reappearing. I’m finding it so fucking hard to get through small meals, but it’s keeping me really absurdly cheerful (if drowsy) so I don’t want to stop taking it.
Hmm.
Might keep taking it for a week then come off it.
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torigami replied to your chat: Ceri (my mum): Oh I don’t know what to cook for…
my mom does the same thing. ‘but vegetarians eat fish’
She still doesn’t believe me!
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coffeesexcandy replied to your chat: Ceri: So if this psychology thing doesn’t work out…
We should trade moms for awhile - see if we notice a difference.
Doesn’t sound like we would!
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Rugby’s on and all I can hear is my father screaming at the tv. I’ll try to sleep through this.
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Ceri: So if this psychology thing doesn't work out what are you going to do?
Me: I dunno, I'll probably go to college. I'm bored with the unemployed thing.
Ceri: You should become a hairdresser!
Me: ... where did that come from.
Ceri: You could be HUGE! You see, men are better at cutting hair than women. Think of all the famous hairdressers and beauticians, how many are women?
Me: I REALLY doubt that has anything to do with-
Ceri: You could be on films giving Meryl Streep a trim, think NICKY CLARKE.
Me: Mum...
Ceri: None of the famous ones are women. I reckon you'd be good at it. I can imagine you snipping away with a black shirt tucked in, buttons undone to the waist. I'm still trying to convince Adam to become a nail technician but he's not taking to it. YOU COULD BOTH RUN A SALON!
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Ceri (my mum): Oh I don't know what to cook for you! You look awful. Have you had lunch yet?
Me: No, mum.
Ceri: Are you still vegetarian?
Me: Yes.
Ceri: Oh, shame. Well there's not much food here for anyone who's not a meat eater...
Me: Oh dude you really don't have to make-
Ceri: OH look we have salmon I'll make you that!
Me: Mum SALMON IS MEAT.
Ceri: What?
Me: Vegetarians don't eat fish!
Ceri: Of course they do.
Me: Oh my god they REALLY don't!
Ceri: How about prawns? I have loads of them.
Me: Are you actually joking now?!
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“‘Sick’… isn’t even the word.”
– My mother after I made her watch Nighty Night series 2.
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nonsensenonstar:
i hate mobile tumblr
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munichairdisaster:
thepopeofmope:
munichairdisaster:
thepopeofmope:
I’ve realised my “scent” is a combination of three things. Inhale by Lush, fags and cider. Homeless shoplifter fucking chic.
you’re disgusting
bonus factoid: i just ate a banana
also all my guinness from last week have gone off because i forgot to put them in the fridge
gross
MORON, DRINK THEM ANYWAY. God, warm beer...
coffeesexcandy:
thepopeofmope:
munichairdisaster:
thepopeofmope:
I’ve realised my “scent” is a combination of three things. Inhale by Lush, fags and cider. Homeless shoplifter fucking chic.
you’re disgusting
bonus factoid: i just ate a banana
also all my guinness from last week have gone off because i forgot to put them in the fridge
gross
MORON, DRINK THEM ANYWAY. God, warm beer...
munichairdisaster:
thepopeofmope:
I’ve realised my “scent” is a combination of three things. Inhale by Lush, fags and cider. Homeless shoplifter fucking chic.
you’re disgusting
bonus factoid: i just ate a banana
also all my guinness from last week have gone off because i forgot to put them in the fridge
gross
MORON, DRINK THEM ANYWAY. God, warm beer gets the job done regardless.
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I’ve realised my “scent” is a combination of three things. Inhale by Lush, fags and cider. Homeless shoplifter fucking chic.
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munichairdisaster:
thepopeofmope:
munichairdisaster:
thepopeofmope:
WHY AM I SO CHEERFUL. This is the happiest I’ve been since Christmas.
Here’s to… awesome shit and that. I need a piss.
I’m going to fly to Wales and poop in your bed.
Your fantasies just get worse and worse you sick bastard.
and?
Melon-fucker etc.
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nonsensenonstar replied to your post: glitterbatch replied to your post: glitterbatch…
the one monitoring the conversation and screaming is me :’D I WAS RAISED ON STAR TREK. Though I don’t remember much of anything, I haven’t watched it regularly since I was about twelve ‘cause they took it off the air around then. I want a Worf mug.
It was honestly incredibly creepy. I remember...