I’m Tom, a 21-year old bisexual vegetarian with a lust for life and a flexible spine (if you get that reference we’re married). I like to think I’m some sort of Welsh approximation of Bernard Black hidden behind a mist of cigarette smoke and using a Graze punnet as an ashtray. Unemployed chic, y’all.
Living in the dreaded Arse End of the UK (South Wales) and moving to London this year to study psychology. I’m not an academic so I have no fucking idea why I’m signing up for however many thousands of pounds worth of debt but that’s just how I roll.
Typical shit that’ll turn up on this blog (no particular order, I’m not a fucking librarian): Morrissey, Andrew Scott, feminism, Nighty Night, Mighty Boosh, Amy Winehouse, Joy Division, Stephen King, Jennifer Lawrence, The Hunger Games, Harry Potter, body mods, fashion, David Bowie, Tim Burton, Batman, Simon Pegg/Nick Frost ventures, Misfits, SatC, Madonna, Florence + the Machine, food… ah fuck it, General Interests Central. I’m usually drunk, that strings it all together quite nicely.
I mainly reblog/post (but mostly reblog. Lazeh Tumblah Usah) an absurd combination of the above, sexy people, shit that makes me laugh, and LGBT/feminist/political rants written by people a lot more eloquent than me. I dislike working. I cook a lot. I hate Tories and I hate children. I semi-regularly make videos. And these about me’s are impossible to write without sounding anal so here’s my visage.

PANIC ON THE STREETS OF FUCKING LONDON